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January 27 2020

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Reaction Maps
If Google Maps stops letting you navigate to (Clay County District) A in West Virginia, you can try Jump, OH -> Ina, IL -> Big Hole, TX.

January 24 2020

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Networking Problems
LOOK, THE LATENCY FALLS EVERY TIME YOU CLAP YOUR HANDS AND SAY YOU BELIEVE

January 22 2020

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Solar System Changes
"Actually, Jupiter already has a very impressive ring system!" --someone who knows Jupiter is within earshot
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January 20 2020

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Unsubscribe Message
A mix of the two is even worse: 'Thanks for unsubscribing and helping us pare this list down to reliable supporters.'

January 17 2020

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Bad Map Projection: South America
The projection does a good job preserving both distance and azimuth, at the cost of really exaggerating how many South Americas there are.
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January 15 2020

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Tattoo Ideas
The text ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US with a lengthy footnote explaining that I got this tattoo in 2020 and not, as you may assume, 2001, but offering no further clarification.

January 13 2020

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JPEG2000
I was actually a little relieved when I learned that JPEG2000 was used in the DCI digital cinema standard. I was feeling so bad for it!

January 10 2020

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Star Wars Voyager 1
There's some flexibility depending on your standards for measuring runtime and the various special editions. If you still want to have a party, I'm sure you can find some combination that works.

January 08 2020

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Parenthetical Names
I never got around to seeing that movie about the battle (of Midway).

January 06 2020

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Alignment Chart Alignment Chart
I would describe my personal alignment as "lawful heterozygous silty liquid."

January 03 2020

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OK/okay/ok
After changing it back and forth several times and consulting with internet linguist Gretchen McCulloch, I settled on "ok" in my book How To, but I'm still on the fence. Maybe I should just switch to "oK."

January 01 2020

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I Love the 20s
Billboard's "Best of the 80s" chart includes Blondie's 1980 hit "Call Me." QED.

December 30 2019

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New Year's Eve
"Off-by-one errors" isn't the easiest theme to build a party around, but I've seen worse.

December 27 2019

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Weird Hill
I'm compromising by picking a weird hill to lie on.

December 25 2019

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Christmas Presents
"The parisitism might be mediated by a fungus!" exclaimed the biologist who was trying to ruin Christmas again.

December 23 2019

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Edible Arrangements
Any arrangement is an edible arrangement if you're hungry enough.

December 20 2019

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Thumbtacks And String
A tattoo of a tattoo parlor receipt

December 18 2019

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Star Wars Spoiler Generator
The heroes seem to be gaining the upper hand until Darth Juul manages to flip the switch on the car wash control panel from 'REGULAR' to 'PREMIUM.'

December 16 2019

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Ground vs Air
Water is thinner than both, and fire is *definitely* thicker.

December 13 2019

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Brussels Sprouts Mandela Effect
I love Brussels Sprouts Mandela Effect; I saw them open for Correct Horse Battery Staple.
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